Monday, May 08, 2006

The humor-impaired may safely skip this post

Submitted by Anonymous:


The Before/After pictures of Mr. Dynes seem to have
caused quite a bit of controversy with some folks.
Actually, the "after" picture of Mr. Dynes which you
posted was captured in a soft light which benefits
his current youthful appearance. However....

..using an advanced technique called "Tachyon Reverse
Osmosis Retrieval" (invented here at Los Alamos, of
course!), I've been able to acquire an image of Dynes
from next year. Here, forthwith, are a pair of
Today/Tomorrow images for viewing.

Note that I have also acquired an image of Mr. Dynes
taken with the "Tachyon Reverse Osmosis Retrieval"
dials set for two years into the future. Believe me,
you don't want to see that one, as it looks like
something out of a Stephen King horror movie!

Oh, and one more thing. In the "two-years-into-the
future" image, the shirt that Mr. Dynes is wearing has
changed. It's still a white shirt, but with broad
horizontal black stripes and a long number sequence on
the front pocket. The tailoring of the shirt is also
very poor. I guess the styles of clothes that people
of the future will be wearing are going to change.

Glad to see that the spirit of Richard Feynman is still alive and well at Los Alamos! Any idea what the Admiral looks like in the outlying years?
Not much different, I suspect. South end of a north bound horse.
I don't know what they're going to look like but I hope they are both wearing the same striped attire.
I've been trying to fathom where I've seen that picture of
ol' man Dynes before, and then it suddenly hit me. It's
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons! The resemblance is uncanny.
Check it out here (filed under the folder "Burns, C.M."):

Oh, and don't even try to retrieve any images of the Admiral
from the future. It is my understanding that tachyons can't
be retrieved from Hell.

Mr. Charles Montgomery Burns has three warts on his forehead. When they fall off, he is able to retrieve them. Can Dynes do that little trick?
How about an "in the future" picture of Dynes in an orange jump suit?
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