Thursday, February 03, 2005

Change-up

In the midst of all this seriousness, a friend sent me the following.
Consider:

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Is there another word for synonym?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

and last, but clearly least,

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



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