Tuesday, February 15, 2005

The Ballad of Hooligan's Island

From Anonymous (understandably):

The dictionary defines hooligan as a ruffian or
hoodlum, traits displayed by our beloved dictator
Nanos. Please sing these lyrics to the tune of
Gilligan's Island.

The Ballad of Hooligan's Island

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful Lab
That started from this desert site
That's bound to get you mad, that's bound to get you

The weather started getting rough,
The SS Nanos ship was tossed,
If not for the paperwork of the fearless crew
The contract could be lost, the contract could be lost

The mate was an unpublished physicist
The Admiral in need of a charm school oar
With five ADs they set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The ship set ground on this uncharted desert isle
With Donny Cobb and
The Admiral too,
What they found was a quagmire
It was called a policy zoo, a policy zoo

Rich Marquez and Kimberlyn
The great money pit called EP
It promises to one day
Set the workers free, set the workers free

The politician Phil Goldstone
The professor Billy Press
and senior fellow Stevie Younger
Can someone show them how to dress, show them how to

The Admiral barks his commands
The auditors are a-coming
We need to secure those classified files,
Here on Hooligans Isle, here on Hooligan's Isle

So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb, it's an uphill climb.

The Donny and the Admiral too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others uncomfortable,
In this high desert nest, high desert nest.

No CREM, no disks, no parking, too
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded management castaways,

Here on "Hooligan's Isle."

This post deserves a comment. Such creativity deserves mention. Very entertaining! Thanks for the laugh.

John Horne, DX-3
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